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• www.anekdot.ru/an.html -    also /day.html , /%3f -  • anekdotov.net - anecdotes • kulichki.rambler.ru , sporu.net/ = kulichki.rambler.ru/jed , sporu.net/new - • www.netcross.ru/video/index.html - • http://fomenko.ru/video/all/ ,  /pic/pic/ , /video/bad/ , /pic/sex/ , /foma/txt/ , /top/ - • www.netcross.ru/picture -  • www.idiot.ru/lenta/index.php , /pic/evol/ -  • www.cards.ru/index.html -  • omen.ru/ANEK.HTM - • cooler.agava.ru/PIC/BEST/index.shtml -  • www.anyfun.net -  • www.km.ru/fun/main.asp -  • www.humour.pole.ru -

• dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Jokes - Yahoo directory • dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor - Yahoo directory • www.humor.com/ - • www.thehumorarchives.com - • www.humorspace.com -  • www.humorsite.com -

 

Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo.   COMPETITIVE SALARY:   We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.   JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:   We have no time to train you.   CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:   We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well; a couple of the  real daring guys wear earrings.   MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:   You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.   SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:   Some time each night and some time each weekend.   DUTIES WILL VARY:   Anyone in the office can boss you around.   MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:   We have no quality control.   CAREER-MINDED:   Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).   APPLY IN PERSON:   If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.   NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:   We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.   SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:   You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.   PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:   You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.   REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:   You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.  GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:   Management communicates, you figure out what they want and do.   I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:   I've used Microsoft Office.   I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE:   I pilfer office supplies.   MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:   I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.   I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK:   I blame others for my mistakes.   I'M PERSONABLE:   I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.   I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL:   I carry a Day-Timer.   I AM ADAPTABLE:   I've changed jobs a lot.   I AM ON THE GO:   I'm never at my desk